ARTISTS BOOK

One nice day, I was walking inside an H&M store yea... I was looking for something to tightly wrap around my neck. As my big nutz were chiming due to the low low temps, I was looking for something to wrap around that. But I no can do that! The sheeple on the streets will look at my big bulge, then complain that it's so big! So instead I wrap it around my neck.

The next day, actually I have no memory which day, teach asked us to make an "artists book", I was like pluck yea! Time to make the sequel to my first book!!!1one It will feature our hero Wolfie, and this time he'll have a rocket ship! But wait!! This was no oridinary book, it was an ARTISTS BOOK! *gasps* That was bull-feces yo! I googled that, but then got distracted by one thumb showing some large human mammary glands oozing some white substance. OKAY! Because I have this muffler tightly around my neck, I will make my book into a second muffler!! Another for my big hard nutz!!! Good times yea!

So my storybook will be long, long and continous, it just keeps going and going, on and on. There's no cartoon page breaks! When I presented in class, I wanted to wrap around my nuts, but.... I couldn't! They said it look like toilet tissue roll!!

Copyright 2011. I work out nearly every day, so I'm as fit as Wolfie. One day I will punch a wall & bricks will come flying out! Then I will eat steak, I never eated that be4! I wonder where to eat good steak in HK? If you know, send me okay? - unclebignutbob@gmail.com