REVERSED STORY

Okay check it, I was watching a program on the tee vee, something about the awesum sauce dietary habits of people around the world yo. Suddenly, they found this old woman somewhere in SE Asia who "fondly" remembers the good ol’ times when alllll the yokels in her village smiled and munched on giant live spiders yo!!1! Yea man, I was like, screw that shit! The moron TV people then asked if she could "demonstrate" this for us all! NO FREAKING WAY YO!!! I tried to find my remote but couldn’t!! Oh crap there she is holding a tranatula sized beast in her hands! YES!! I got the remote, but shit I keep fumbling it!! The spider thing was moving, and she puts it backwards in her mouf!! Then CRUNCH! She takes a big fat bite from the spiders big fat butt!!! NOOO, I CANNOT UNSEE THIS!!! Then bug juice streamed & dripped from behind the creature and from the sides of her mouf. Yes.

That image is still & will forever be seered into my memory.

Oh yea, also check out my storybook on the side yo.

Copyright 2011. I don't like Okra, they hairy, slimy & crunchy. Reminds me of that woman eating the poor disgusting spider. I prefer flinging them out my window & watch it go splat on the pavement! Agree yea? - unclebignutbob@gmail.com