CONTEMPORARY
HONG KONG
2010
HONG KONG
2010
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Dear diary,
Today I dreamt that I was looking out my window. I began to feel warm & fuzzy, so I decided to take a piss out my window. But I was still dreaming! In reality, I immediately stopped what would have been a soggy dream. Maybe one drop of piss came out. I was relieved. Then in the next frame of my DVD-Dream, I was flying through the sky like a super hero. It was awesome. I flew up into space, then came blasting down to the ocean, and made a big splash. I was chuckling with the whales & dolphins afterwards about it. Suddenly! I was in Victoria Park bus-stop, & this chick was talking to me. I thought wha? Then a fat bus driver driving an old old bus kidnapped the chick! I saw the licence plate number "45K56" at the back & wanted to chase after it! But I couldn't. I couldn't take off my t-shirt! When I woke up, I had a big smile on my face. I don't know why. Then I ate a banana & drank black tea. Then I edited this document and placed all the preceeding events into it. In a moment, I shall save this file with satisfaction, and Google the plate number "45K56". I shall find no apparent information on it & I will go about my day looking at funny videos on YouTube.
If I do, it will blow my mind, but I will still YouTube funny cats afterwards.
Yours,
Uncle Big Nut Bob
Today I dreamt that I was looking out my window. I began to feel warm & fuzzy, so I decided to take a piss out my window. But I was still dreaming! In reality, I immediately stopped what would have been a soggy dream. Maybe one drop of piss came out. I was relieved. Then in the next frame of my DVD-Dream, I was flying through the sky like a super hero. It was awesome. I flew up into space, then came blasting down to the ocean, and made a big splash. I was chuckling with the whales & dolphins afterwards about it. Suddenly! I was in Victoria Park bus-stop, & this chick was talking to me. I thought wha? Then a fat bus driver driving an old old bus kidnapped the chick! I saw the licence plate number "45K56" at the back & wanted to chase after it! But I couldn't. I couldn't take off my t-shirt! When I woke up, I had a big smile on my face. I don't know why. Then I ate a banana & drank black tea. Then I edited this document and placed all the preceeding events into it. In a moment, I shall save this file with satisfaction, and Google the plate number "45K56". I shall find no apparent information on it & I will go about my day looking at funny videos on YouTube.
If I do, it will blow my mind, but I will still YouTube funny cats afterwards.
Yours,
Uncle Big Nut Bob
Copyright 2011. Well shit, looks like "45K56" is an old old sewing machine! Wonder why I dreamt this useless thing? Welp, time to YouTube funny cats, if you have any funny ones, email me at - unclebignutbob@gmail.com
