PACKAGE DESIGN

So checkit, I was going to transfer to a higher level course & I had a bunch of days worth of thumb twiddling. Suddenly!, teach said I must "Do dis project"! I felt like a lazy bum yo, but I managed to nod in some kind of painful agreement, using my hands.

When I picked a company I had the munchies, & out of the blue I howled 'Coconut Cookies'!, but just inside my head. I don't howl in public, the humans will think I'm some sorta big nut! The foos. Okay lemme tell you a good trick hey. When you eating this coconut cookie, you take one cookie & then take another, and then you slap them together on the smoof side. Then, you dunk them into hot milk or hot tea or hot coffee or hot ovaltine (Ovaltine is the shit yo!). When it's just about to splat on your expensive clothes, you quickly place it into your oral cavity. It will MELT IN YOUR MOUF, I kid you not! You will be overcome with an intense emotion that cannot be described. Then you swallow. You do dis over & over until you finish the box.

This is what you call an "expensive but good feeling", like when you order an escort to help escort you through Halo co-op on XBox Live. When you win, you high five the chick. Like that. Dis needs an expensive but good box. So therefore...

Copyright 2011. Sometimes the cookies break in the hot beverage. I don't like this. It gives me the frownies :(. Spooning is fail & when I finish the drink, there's a big lump left over down below. You can send me pics of this fail here - unclebignutbob@gmail.com