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HONG KONG
2011
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Once upon a time I was sick. Yea man, as unbelievable as it sounds, this actually happened (true story) back when I wasn't max level! Now I get this mild pain all over my body yea, like joints, stomach, head... other head, everywhere. So I look out the window, and it's dark & rainy in the middle of an afternoon. Normally that's cool beans, as you can play a fun game and init is sunshine & shit, but this made me more depressed! Suddenly, I saw to the corner of my eye something bright, something... skin-tonned!! I thought wha? What is a skin-tonned 'something' doing that high in the building?! So I turn slowly, and checkit I see this hot chick cleaning her windows, with her... umm big 'fruits' hanging out!!!1! SWEET NECTAR OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!! Somehow a smile formed on my fuckin' face. Then I felt better the rest of the day, the end.

So that day I learned that whilst everyone has fruits, execution & presentation makes them... stand out & is the awesum. The end x2.
Copyright 2011. Sometimes I close my eyes & I smile. A good sweet smile. Some day I will paint this nice memory. If you have a better memory, send it to me & let's share it together - unclebignutbob@gmail.com

CENTURY21

I made a whole bunch of these & put them on the ground. Then I pretended to be a big monster, like... Uncle Kong! I stepped & crushed the little houses. It felt good.

AMERICAN RED CROSS

I agree with the color of blood. It's bright & colorful. If we had green blood, we'd all be super strong, & chicks would be ugly & have manly voices (yuck). If we had blue blood, we'd all be uptight, but we'd have no slaves to look down upon. Nope, red is good for us, just like ketchup.

PCU COLLEGE

I had a boo boo the other day. Instead of putting medicine & a bandaid, I punched it! It was painful!! But pain builds character. Today I'm a big character.

CITIBANK

You can use this to poke around soft dark areas. After a few months, you'll get a nice surprise!!1!

SENNHEISER

Let's sing a good song!: Come ma lady, cum cum mah lady! You're ma buttahfla! Sugah! BABAY! Cum mah lady, you're ma pretty baby, I'll make yo legs shake, you make me go crazaa!! Hey sugah mama, cum & dance wit me, whatevah tickles yo fancy! YAAAHGGHH!!

CNN

Sometimes when the sky is dark, I bring my telescope out to look at stuff. I put it in dark places with no light so I can see better. I go back home with bug bites & a painful neck. This is good times!!1

THE ONE

I had a one once. Optic organs peered into one another, to which electric signals blasted between cells, resulting in a cascade chain-reaction that dilated tube vessels near topical surfaces, creating a visible hue change, & stimulated groups of cells, producing a physical reaction. Yup, she was the one.